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Pimping Lines and Awkward Happenings (Part XIII)


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EDITOR’S NOTE: You know we always laugh at this section cause it’s always ridiculous. In fact, we don’t really believe in the magic and fairy tale of using pimping lines. Nevertheless, we’ll tell you some real ones in the hopes of passing on the awareness that pimping lines don’t work. [...]

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‘Pimping’ Lines and Awkward Happenings (Part VI)


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So, it looks like this week, we hit a variety of things. You can never know what to expect when it comes to dating. All rational goes out the door and it gets aw-kward!! If only people would stop checking their brains at the door before they leave the house [...]

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‘Pimping’ Lines and Awkward Happenings (Part V)


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I’m sitting here eating my candy bar at 1 in the morning try to think write this up and I told myself I would probably run from a guy who’s eating candy bar and drinking soda at this hour like I am. Anyhow, I digress. It’s only the 5th day [...]

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‘Pimping’ Lines and Awkward Happenings (Part IV)


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Yeah. It’s been a while since we’ve published those pimping lines that are just a plain fail or make you scratch your head. As in, don’t use these lines! Bad, bad, bad ideas! Here we go: ** A guy asks my girlfriend, ‘where did you get your glittery shirt from, [...]

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