Unbelievably Wacky Week Happenings, Part IX
You know I read these wacky stories and I breathe a sigh of relief. No longer is that me. I can go to sleep at night without a dose of my own drama and it feels great. I don’t do drama very well but I can laugh at it. We don’t judge either. Running into wacky is a part of life. Read on if you want to feel you have a normal life!
My girlfriends and I were out dancing last week. Girlfriend A met a guy and was dancing with him. Somehow he got so excited, he bumped the table all our drinks were on. He apologized and walked off saying he was going to buy all of us drinks. Twenty minutes went by and he never came back. Five minutes later, he was dancing with girlfriend B (she didn’t know I had danced with him) and she was holding a drink he bought her. Then later he steals girlfriend B’s wallet. A guy who spills our drinks, goes after a friend, and lies? This happens all too often.
Wacky Factor: 7
Wow! This is quite hysterical. First, he bumps the table spilling drinks. Second, he doesn’t do anything to compensate for this. He then continues to make a fool of himself by getting a girl in the group a drink, not knowing that she is even part of the same crew that he embarrassed himself in front of earlier Now I know I’m not perfect as a man, but for shit’s sake bro, you make our gender look pretty bad! If you mess up, it’s ok to admit it and fix it. But actually having the gall to go after a woman in the same group and STEALING her wallet is ridiculous and makes us ALL look bad.
So, we have this new girl we’ve been hanging around. She’s a little more anal than us (we’re really chill) and we saw her out yesterday while we were out with my boyfriend. She had seen pics of him before and she commented that was cute. My boyfriend and I are super affectionate. While I’m on the bar stool talking to him as he’s standing in front of me, I see her put her hand on his bicep (he has a nice body). As she starts to rub his bicep, she tells me ‘I can see why you like rubbing on him’. Then she grabs his chest for the next minute or so, before he pulls his arms in front and says he’s uncomfortable. What’s the deal?
Wacky Factor: 8
Seriously chick, rub his bicep and chest?? Like as a man, when I am out with my girlfriend and a group of our friends, it is supposed to be a fun evening where everyone is enjoying themselves. You know that they were dating and you still are going to try to pull stunts like this? This has actually happened to me as well, a girl had been ‘creeping on me’ and made a pass at me in a bar. However, I did not get the chance to thwart her attempt. My girlfriend, on the other hand, took the opportunity to inform her that, she would ‘rip her eyes out’, if she did not keep them off me. Needless to say, we have not associated with this girl since the encounter. It’s just crazy to think that people actually pull stunts like this when they know full and well when two people are in a relationship. What ever happened to the term MONOGAMUS!?!
Wacky Factor #3
My girlfriend and I hang out with our old guy friend from college. Our circle of friends is pretty close, but none of us are dating. One day, his ex-girlfriend text messages me from his phone. Apparently, she stole it from him. And then she starts going off on how he’s cheating on me with some girl she named that I don’t know. I tell her nothing’s going on, but she continues on with a list of girls. Then she text messages my girlfriend saying that he’s sleeping with a list of girls too. Wtf?
Wacky Factor: 6
Yeah, it sounds like someone is jealous! She is the ‘person on the outside’ wanting to be let in the circle of friends. She probably has a crush on the guy. And the only way to be able to approach him is by getting the girls upset with him so they will refrain from hanging out with him. I’m not sure of this girl’s age, but I am pretty sure that she is stuck in middle school years creating drama like this! Grow up!!